Feb 18, 2011

Software Engineer


Celebration means......

Celebration means......

Four friends.

Bahar barsaat.

Aur Usme football   .

Celebration means......


Hundred bucks of petrol.

A rusty old bike.

And an open road.


Celebration means......


Maggi noodles.

A hostel room.

4.25 a.m.


Celebration means......


3 old friends.

3 separate cities.

3 coffee mugs.

1 internet messenger.


Celebration means......


Rain on a hot tin roof.

Pakoras deep-frying.

Neighbours dropping in.

A party.


Celebration means......


You and mom.

A summer night.

A bottle of coconut oil.

A head massage.



You can spend

Hundreds on birthdays,

Thousands on festivals,

Lakhs on weddings,



but to celebrate

all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.

Keep in touch who cares for   you........

Feb 17, 2011

So many times I have neglected you. because.......!

This article I wrote , when I was studying M.Tech.These are my thoughts , I put in words

My Dear Friend...!


Please Excuse Me.You Did So Much To Me, in all ways.

But I Ignored U So many Times as I   don't like you.

One fine Day I came to College With out Bike .U have waited for me To give me Lift...But so many times I went home with out U.

One Good day When I got Fever and Shivering, U gave Your coat to me.On the other day I advised You to wear a Coat


Without you , I may not Pass Exams As you Always helped Me.

You are a special and unique, in My Life.But I know I am not to U

I too want to show My Love and Concern To U.But I cant......I cant....

When you Showed Your Love and Concern I felt So happy.And I thought I am So lucky as I got a Friend Like U.

When I am  thinking like this... My heart silently said its Love .I stunned and warned My heart That it is a friend ship .friend ship....

But very soon My heart Filled with your thoughts and it is in dreaming that U r in love with me.So many times I warned ,But I am helpless It cant listen me.


When I say Its not Love, It became dull ,sad,and I cant bear this ,So to calm my heart I said , "OK . may be its Love." when I say like this,  It jumps  into the air and become Happy and active.


Meanwhile I became Mad.I for got Time, studies and even my family members.My world Became U , U alone..............

Do U know ?  Loving some one is nothing but a Great pain. My dear friend !, I went through the pain,
As I had tasted the pain, so I did not want to put U in the same situation as I experienced , As a mad for Love...,Thinking of me....

So...So..I acted that if I had neglected U. So  I never showed My love .I want your  safe.I want your happy.U are my Queen.U r always high in my thoughts.I don't want to let U down for my Love.........I don't want to see u as mad...for me...and ..for my Love..!

Even though  I may not get your Love,But I want your Safe and sound forever and ever.......

Install Love on the HUMAN Computer

Customer: I really need some help. After much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?


Tech Support: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?


Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do?


Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?


Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?


Tech Support: What programs are running?


Customer: Let's see... I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.EXE running now.


Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.EXE. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?


Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?


Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until it's erased the programs you don't want.

Customer: Okay, now LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will stay installed for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?


Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?


Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.


Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?


Tech Support: What does the message say?


Customer: It says, "ERROR 412-PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL

COMPONENTS." What does that mean?


Tech Support: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTs but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.


Customer: So what should I do?


Tech Support: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?


Customer: Yes, I have it.


Tech Support: Excellent. You're getting good at this. Now, click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITICISM.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.


Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MP3 is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.EXE are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?


Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Ah, one more thing.

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.

Customer: I will! Thanks for your help!

Jokes

 The Ceiling Fan

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"

 "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied St.Peter, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan."

Don't laugh

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out
to different countries for a test.
 

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;


 
In UK , in 30 minutes it
caught 50 thieves;

 
Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

Ghana ,
in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;
 

India , in 15 minutes the machine
was stolen.
 

I thought I told you not to laugh????????


Why Indian mom's are the best in world !!
A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that
he is going to get married. He says, "Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women
and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while. Later, he says, "Okay Ma,
guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
" That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"   

The Indian mother replies,

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" I don't like her "   ....!!!!!!!!!!   ;-)

Oh!!! Men...What Women...? We cant understand them...!


 1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..


2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..


4. (ANYTIME.)..
Men: At what time do i have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when i call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 pm?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women: Anytime.






Love Quotes

“I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.”
                                                Mother Teresa

 “Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, spread your love everywhere you go.”

                                                Mother Teresa

“Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor. Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.”

                                                Mother Teresa

 “It is not the magnitude of our actions but the amount of love that is put into them that matters.”

                                                Mother Teresa

 “The greatest science in the world; in heaven and on earth; is love.”

                                                Mother Teresa

“Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it en-kindles the great.”

                                                Comte de Bussy-Rabnutin


“If we discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.”

                                                Christopher Morley


“With love and patience, nothing is impossible.”

                                                Daisaku Ikeda


“Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is."

                                                Diane Ackerman


“All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.”
                                                Ella Wheeler Wilcox


“There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer, no disease that enough love will not heal, no door that enough love will not bridge, no wall that enough love will not throw down, no sin that enough love will not redeem. It makes no difference how deeply seated may be the trouble, how hopeless the outlook, how muddled the tangle, how great the mistake. A sufficient realization of love will dissolve it all. If only you could love enough, you could be the happiest and most powerful being in the world.”

                                                Emmet Fox



“Faults are thick where love is thin.”

                                                English Proverb



"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'"

                                                Erich Fromm



“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.”

                                                Francois de La Rochefoucauld


“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”
                                                Friedrich Nietzsche


“The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.”

                                                Gilbert K. Chesterton


“Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists. When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.”

                                                Goncourt



“In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.”
                                                Hans Nouwens


“The more one judges, the less one loves.”

                                                HonorĂ© de Balzac


“The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.”

                                                Hubert H. Humphrey


“Just because you love someone doesn’t mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.”

                                                Hugh Elliott

“Love fails, only when we fail to love.”
                                                J. Franklin

“True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.”

                                                Jason Jordan


“A Friend's love says: "If you ever need anything, I'll be there." True Love says: "You'll never need anything; I'll be there.”

                                                Jimi Hollemans


“One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.”

                                                Judith Viorst



“True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending.”

                                                K Knight


“Relationships - of all kinds - are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost.”

                                                Kaleel Jamison


“Love is like an eternal flame, once it is lit, it will continue to burn for all time.”

                                                Kamila


"Where there is love there is life."

                                                Mahatma Gandhi



“In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person.”

                                                Margaret Anderson


"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."

                                                Martin Luther King, Jr.


“If you judge people, you have no time to love them."


                                                Mother Theresa


“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.”

                                                Peter Ustinov

“Don't forget to love yourself.”

                                                Soren Kierkegaard


“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.”

                                                Tom Robbins


"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."

                                                Unknown


“Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.”

                                               


“You can't make someone love you, and while you try, you lose the people who really care.”

                                               


“What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.”

                                               


“Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you.”

                                                Vipin Sharma


“Love conquers all.”

                                                Virgil

Why dont you think like this


1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!


2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.

Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside

. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!


4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!


That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!


5. Every lady hopes

that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!


6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said

, he who never lived, cannot die!


7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!


8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,

but we chose Marriage, slow sure!


9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!


10. All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!


11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi


Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???




 12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!







Why Don't We Pray

Why Don't We Pray


The highest privilege ever afforded to man is the power of prayer.
...then why don't we pray?


The right to talk to the highest potentate in all the universe...
...then why don't we pray?

The most powerful force accessible to man is the potential of prayer...
...then why don't we pray?

The greatest longing in the heart of God is to talk to His children...
...then why don't we pray?

Nothing is impossible to those who pray...
...then why don't we pray?

No man ever fainted or faltered who gave himself to prayer...
...then why don't we pray?

Every sin is forgiven, every stain is washed clean, all guilt diminished to
the man who prays...
...then why don't we pray?

Hell moves farther away, satan flees from the man who prays...
...then why don't we pray?

Anointing will come, mountains will be moved, valleys made smooth, rivers
made crossable, the inaccessible made accessible, the impossible made
possible, dreams come through to the man who prays...
...then why don't we pray?

God said that men ought always to pray...
...then why don't we pray?

Paul encouraged prayer without ceasing...
...then why don't we pray?

The riches of heaven are open to those who pray in His name...
...then why don't we pray?

Everyone can pray, the young, the old, the rich, the poor, the strong, the
weak, the child, the aged, the sinner, the prisoner, in any nation, in any
language, all can pray...

...then why don't we pray?

Best Quotes

It is impossible to win the race unless you venture to run, impossible to win the victory unless you dare to battle.
~~Richard M. DeVos~~
 

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. 
 ~~ Harriet Woods ~~

Part of the happiness of life consists not in fighting battles, but in avoiding them. A masterly retreat is in itself a victory. 
~~ Norman Vincent Peale ~~
 

Man’s power of choice enables him to think like an angel or a devil, a king or a slave. Whatever he chooses, mind will create and manifest.
~~ Frederick Bailes ~~
 

“Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.”

“Accept the pain, cherish the joys, resolve the regrets; then can come the best of benedictions - "If I had my life to live over again, I'd do it all the same”
 


And, when he shall die, Take him and cut him out in little stars, And he will make the face of Heaven so fine That all the world will be in love with night And pay no worship to the garish sun.
~~ William Shakespeare ~~
 

It is easy to love the people far away. It is not always easy to love those close to us. It is easier to give a cup of rice to relieve hunger than to relieve the loneliness and pain of someone unloved in our own home. Bring love into your home for this is where our love for each other must start.
 ~~ Mother Teresa ~~

Please choose the way of peace.. In the short term there may be winners and losers in this war that we all dread. But that never can, nor never will justify the suffering, pain and loss of life your weapons will cause.
 ~~ Mother Teresa ~~

There are two levels to your pain: the pain that you create now, and the pain from the past that still lives on in your mind and body. Ceasing to create pain in the present and dissolving past pain - this is what I want to talk about now.
~~ Eckhart Tolle ~~ 
 

“A loser doesn't know what he'll do if he loses, but talks about what he'll do if he wins, and a winner doesn't talk about what he'll do if he wins, but knows what he'll do if he loses.”

“You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself to be.”

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes.”

“He was a degenerate gambler. That is, a man who gambled simply to gamble and must lose. As a hero who goes to war must die. Show me a gambler and I'll show you a loser, show me a hero and I'll show you a corpse.”
Mario Puzo quotes 

"Happiness keeps you Sweet,
Trials keep you Strong,
Sorrow keeps you Human,
Failure keeps you humble and Success keeps you glowing, but only Faith & Attitude Keeps you going...

Happy is he who does not condemn himself in what he approves.

In a very real sense, each one of us, as humans beings, have been given a gold container filled with unconditional love and kisses... from our children, family members, friends, and God. There is simply no other possession, anyone could hold, more precious than this.



Friends please do not take FAMILY and FAMILY Members for granted. Love them, acknowledge them, Hug them, Kiss them.



Don't be too busy in Earning a Living that you forget to LIVE.