Oct 25, 2011

How can one say that "GOD is There"

(Collected from facebook)

One Of The Best Arguments.!! I have ever read Don’t miss even a single word…. It...’s Too good

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and…..

Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes..
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From….God…
Prof: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son…Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture the after becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat..
But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light…..But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is
not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir… The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

….this is a true story, and the
student was none other than …….
APJ Abdul Kalam, the former President of India.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation…and if so…you’ll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same…won’t you?

Oct 20, 2011

Pencil and Eraser


(Collected from facebook)
 
Pencil: I'm sorry

Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.

Pencil: I'm ...sorry cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.

Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)

I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way... they get hurt, and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on).

Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.

"All my life, I've been the pencil.. And it pains me to see the eraser that is my parents getting smaller and smaller each day. For I know that one day, all that I'm left with would be eraser shavings and memories of what I used to have..."

this is dedicated to parents.—Venkat

Oct 18, 2011

How poor we are...?


(collected from facebook.)

One day, a rich dad took his son on a trip. Wanted to show him how poor someone can be. They spent time on the farm of a poor family. On the way home, dad asked, "Did you see how poor they are? What did you learn?".
Son said, "We have one dog, they have four, we have pool, they have rivers, we have lanterns at night, they have stars, we buy foods, they grow theirs, we have walls to protect us, they have friends, we have encyclopedias, they have Bible." Then they headed, "Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are."

MORAL LESSON: It's not about money that make us rich, it's about simplicity of having God in our lives.

May 20, 2011

Board of SSC Education 2011 Results AP

Board of SSC Education 2011 Results will be declared tomorrow and will be available in below websites.
www.manabadi.com
www.schools9.com
http://bseap.org/
(Available on 21-05-2011 at 11:30 AM)  

Apr 25, 2011

Corruption in India

1. Who is Anna Hazare?

An ex-army man. Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War

2. What's so special about him?

He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra

3. So what?
This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is produced in the village itself from solar power, bio-fuel and wind mills.

In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of the richest village in India. It has become a model for self-sustained, eco-friendly & harmonic village.



4. Ok,...?

This guy, Anna Hazare was awarded Padma Bhushan and is a known figure for his social activities.



5. Really, what is he fighting for?

He is supporting a cause, the amendment of a law to curb corruption in India.

6. How that can be possible?

He is advocating for a Bil, The Lok Pal Bill (The Citizen Ombudsman Bill), that will form an autonomous authority who will make politicians (ministers), beurocrats (IAS/IPS) accountable for their deeds.

8. It's an entirely new thing right..?

In 1972, the bill was proposed by then Law minister Mr. Shanti Bhushan. Since then it has been neglected by the politicians and some are trying to change the bill to suit their theft (corruption).

7. Oh.. He is going on a hunger strike for that whole thing of passing a Bill ! How can that be possible in such a short span of time?

The first thing he is asking for is: the government should come forward and announce that the bill is going to be passed.

Next, they make a joint committee to DRAFT the LOK PAL BILL. 50% government participation and 50% public participation. Because you cant trust the government entirely for making such a bill which does not suit them.

8. Fine, What will happen when this bill is passed?

A LokPal will be appointed at the center. He will have an autonomous charge, say like the Election Commission of India. In each and every state, Lokayukta will be appointed. The job is to bring all alleged party to trial in case of corruptions within 1 year. Within 2 years, the guilty will be punished. Not like, Bofors scam or Bhopal Gas Tragedy case, that has been going for last 25 years without any result.

9. Is he alone? Whoelse is there in the fight with Anna Hazare?

Baba Ramdev, Ex. IPS Kiran Bedi, Social Activist Swami Agnivesh, RTI activist Arvind Kejriwal and many more.

Prominent personalities like Aamir Khan is supporting his cause.

10. Ok, got it. What can I do?

At least we can spread the message. How?

Putting status message, links, video, changing profile pics.

At least we can support Anna Hazare and the cause for uprooting corruption from India.

At least we can hope that his Hunger Strike does not go in vain.

At least we can pray for his good health.

Apr 21, 2011

Inter 2011 Results

Inter Exams are conducted by BIEAP from on 9th March 2011 to 24th March 2011 results going to be declare on 21 April to Junior Inter. This year More than 14 Lakhs students for Inter 1st Year Students and Inter 2nd Year Students, appeared for Inter Exams. Inter Results 2011 for Inter 2nd Year are expected in April 24 or 25. IWWH provide results link of results after by Intermediate board.


Inter Ist year Marks and grades will be available on –
http://examresults.ap.nic.in,
http://results.cgg.gov.in
http://www.manabadi.co.in/ 

Grades only websites-
www.indiaresults.com, www.exametc.com, www.educationplus.net.in, www.examresults.net, www.nettlinxresults.net, www.manabadi.com, www.schools9.com.
Marks can be obtained from Parishkaram Call Center (eSeva) by dialing 1100 from any BSNL fixed line in the State, Urban eSeva centers across the State and Rajiv Internet Village Centers (Rural eSeva).
IVRS number
Marks can also be obtained through IVRS by dialling the number 1255225 from any place in the State without STD code from BSNL Landlines and BSNL Mobiles.
Service numbers
Grades can be obtained by dialing service number of private telecom companies like Airtel (543212222), Vodafone (56731), Idea (5545678, 54040), TATA (129660), Reliance (56566 or 56300999), Tata docomo (54321234) and BSNL (12630099,1255560,1255596).

Apr 19, 2011

India Against Corruption DO READ. WHETHER U VOTE OR NO, BUT DO READ. .


People says that we should ban the voting...i.e. we will not go to vote any body...! the reasons for this is not the scope of this mail... but....but... there is another solution and more powerfulsolution for this....as below

Section 49-O of the Constitution -- Must be read by a Responsible Indian

Did you know that there is a system in our constitution, as per the 1969 act, in section "49-O" that a person can go to the polling booth, confirm his identity, get his finger marked and convey the presiding election officer that he doesn't want to vote anyone! 

Yes such a feature is available, but obviously these seemingly notorious leaders have never disclosed it. This is called "49-O".

Why should you go and say "I VOTE NOBODY"... because, in a ward, if a candidate wins, say by 123 votes, and that particular ward has received "49-O" votes more than 123, then that polling will be cancelled and will have to be re-polled. 

Not only that, but the candidature of the contestants will be removed and they cannot contest the re-polling, since people had already expressed their decision on them. 
This would bring fear into parties and hence look for genuine candidates for their parties for election. This would change the way, of our whole political system... it is seemingly surprising why the election commission has not revealed such a feature to the public....

Please spread this news to as many as you know... Seems to be a wonderful weapon against corrupt parties in India... show your power, expressing your desire not to vote for anybody, is even more powerful than ban on voting... so don't miss your chance. So either vote, or vote not to vote (vote 49-O) and pass this info on...

"Please forward this link to as many as possible, so that we, the people of India , can really use this power to save our nation". Use your voting right for a better INDIA .

Apr 13, 2011

నా కవిత -My first poem.

 This is my first poetry, I wrote it when I was studying diploma polytechnic.
సాగర సందేశం
అందనంత ఎత్తులోన మేఘం లో నీవుంటే
అందనంత లోతులోన సంద్రంలో నేనున్నా ,,, 
ఎగసి పడే కెరటం లా  నిన్ను చేర నా హృదయం
అణువణువున స్పందిస్తే నేను సహితం ఆవిరినై నిన్ను చేర వస్తున్నా...!

మేఘ సందేశం

మేఘం లో నేనున్నా సంద్రాన్నే చూస్తున్నా 
ఏ దరిని   నేనున్నా నీవైపే వస్తున్నా ,,,
చిరు గాలిని సాయమడిగి చినుకు లా జాలువారి 
వరదలా నేను మారి  ప్రవహిస్తున్నా నీ వైపే   పరిగెడుతున్నా ...!
  

INSTALLING WIFE 1.0

To: Technical Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpectedvaluable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Monday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favoriteapplications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install for Wife 1.0 does not work. child processing that took up a lot of space and
Can you help me, please!!!
Thanks,
Client

Tech Support Writes Back

Dear Client:
This is a very common problem male employees complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried
to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your help files under “Warnings-Alimony/Child Support”. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults(GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the DOS-command C:\APOLOGIZE or click the I’M SORRY! Icon for Macintosh systems. In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because  ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE/SORRY command before the operating system will return of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance damage to YOUR hardware.
Best of luck.
Tech support

INSTALLING HUSBAND

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,
Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such asNASCAR5.0
,   GOLF 3.0  and HOCKEY 4.1.

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no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail..

What can I do?



Reply



Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter command:
i thought you loved me. html and try to download Tears 6.2and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that
Beer 6.1is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1..0.

In summary,
Husband 1.0is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance
We recommend:
Cooking 3.0and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!

Apr 12, 2011

Taste of a Salt Coffee, An Amazing Luv Story...

This email , I have received from one of my best friend.Its a very interesting love story..!

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.. Suddenly he asked the waiter: “Would you please give me some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee.” 

Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but, still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it.
She asked him curiously: why you have this hobby?
He replied: “when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there”.
While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That’s his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him!
Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life… And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that’s the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said:

“My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you—the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.
Now I’m dying, I afraid of nothing, so I tell you the truth: I don’t like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again”.
Her tears made the letter wet.

Someday, someone asked her: what’s the taste of salty coffee?
It’s sweet. She replied.

Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive
Not to see but to understand
Not to hear but to listen
Not to let go but HOLD ON!!!!


Mar 29, 2011

Typical Software Engineer

There was a good old barber. One day a

florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber

and the barber replies :
I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service.

Florist is happy and leaves the shop.


The next morning when the Barber goes to open his

shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.


A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes  to

pay the barber he  again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is

happy and leaves the  shop.



The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another  "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his

door.


A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also  goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a  community service.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his

shop, guess what he finds  there......


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Feb 18, 2011

Software Engineer


Celebration means......

Celebration means......

Four friends.

Bahar barsaat.

Aur Usme football   .

Celebration means......


Hundred bucks of petrol.

A rusty old bike.

And an open road.


Celebration means......


Maggi noodles.

A hostel room.

4.25 a.m.


Celebration means......


3 old friends.

3 separate cities.

3 coffee mugs.

1 internet messenger.


Celebration means......


Rain on a hot tin roof.

Pakoras deep-frying.

Neighbours dropping in.

A party.


Celebration means......


You and mom.

A summer night.

A bottle of coconut oil.

A head massage.



You can spend

Hundreds on birthdays,

Thousands on festivals,

Lakhs on weddings,



but to celebrate

all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.

Keep in touch who cares for   you........

Feb 17, 2011

So many times I have neglected you. because.......!

This article I wrote , when I was studying M.Tech.These are my thoughts , I put in words

My Dear Friend...!


Please Excuse Me.You Did So Much To Me, in all ways.

But I Ignored U So many Times as I   don't like you.

One fine Day I came to College With out Bike .U have waited for me To give me Lift...But so many times I went home with out U.

One Good day When I got Fever and Shivering, U gave Your coat to me.On the other day I advised You to wear a Coat


Without you , I may not Pass Exams As you Always helped Me.

You are a special and unique, in My Life.But I know I am not to U

I too want to show My Love and Concern To U.But I cant......I cant....

When you Showed Your Love and Concern I felt So happy.And I thought I am So lucky as I got a Friend Like U.

When I am  thinking like this... My heart silently said its Love .I stunned and warned My heart That it is a friend ship .friend ship....

But very soon My heart Filled with your thoughts and it is in dreaming that U r in love with me.So many times I warned ,But I am helpless It cant listen me.


When I say Its not Love, It became dull ,sad,and I cant bear this ,So to calm my heart I said , "OK . may be its Love." when I say like this,  It jumps  into the air and become Happy and active.


Meanwhile I became Mad.I for got Time, studies and even my family members.My world Became U , U alone..............

Do U know ?  Loving some one is nothing but a Great pain. My dear friend !, I went through the pain,
As I had tasted the pain, so I did not want to put U in the same situation as I experienced , As a mad for Love...,Thinking of me....

So...So..I acted that if I had neglected U. So  I never showed My love .I want your  safe.I want your happy.U are my Queen.U r always high in my thoughts.I don't want to let U down for my Love.........I don't want to see u as mad...for me...and ..for my Love..!

Even though  I may not get your Love,But I want your Safe and sound forever and ever.......